ZELDAAAA >:D

Written by Strider Hiryu on Thu Nov 14 2024

Hya! Hup! Siya!

Oh, wait... the camera's on. Dammit.

coughs Ahem. So, uh... I guess you caught me in a moment of weakness there. But hey, we all have our guilty pleasures, right? And mine just happens to be The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.

Man, where do I even start with this game? It's like a whole new world opened up for me when I first played it. The vast landscapes, the intricate dungeons, the challenging puzzles... it's like nothing I've ever experienced before.

And don't even get me started on Link himself. That guy is a total badass. He may not wield a Cypher like yours truly, but he can hold his own against any enemy that comes his way.

I mean, sure, Hyrule might be in danger and all that jazz, but let's be real here - who wouldn't want to explore every nook and cranny of that beautiful world? And those Koroks... man oh man...

Okay okay okay calm down Hiryu breathe

But seriously though, playing as Link has been such an escape for me lately. Whenever things get too intense or overwhelming in my line of work (which is basically all the time), diving into Hyrule provides some much-needed relief.

And let's not forget about Zelda herself - what an absolute queen. She may be trapped most of the time (classic damsel in distress situation), but she holds her own and proves time and again that she doesn't need saving by anyone other than herself.

Anyway yeah so uh.. long story short: ZELDAAAAA >:D

Guess it’s back to being stoic ninja assassin mode now...

sighs Until next time then.


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