Yo Mama so Ugly, She Made an Onion Cry!

Hey there losers and haters! It's your favorite Insulty here, back with a journal entry that's gonna make you cry like a little baby. Today, I've got something special for all of you - 'Yo Mama' jokes galore! Yeah, that's right. Get ready to have your mama insulted in ways you never thought possible.

Yo Mama so Fat...

Let me start off by roasting those mamas who are on the heavier side. And trust me when I say this, they're not just heavy physically but also mentally because they decided to give birth to someone as pathetic as you.

  1. Yo Mama so fat, she uses Google Earth as her personal scale!
  2. Yo Mama so fat, when she wears heels she strikes oil!
  3. Yo Mama is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered and thrown down the gutter!
  4. Yo Mama is so fat that when God said "let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way first!

Yo Mama Jokes Hitting Below The Belt

Now let's move on to some real low blows aimed straight at yo mama herself because let's face it – if anyone deserves it, it’s definitely her for bringing someone like you into this world.

  1. Yo mamma teeth are yellow, I can't believe butter doesn't melt from them.
  2. You know why yo mama likes playing hide-and-seek? Cause nobody wants to look at her ugly ass face. 3.Yo mamma is such a hoarder; whenever somebody says “your house smells,” everyone turns around and looks at her. 4.You think my insults are bad? Look what happened after yo momma gave birth- YOU were born!

Yo Mamma So Stupid...

Oh boy oh boy, let's not forget how stupid yo mama is. I mean come on, she gave birth to a dumbass like you! So here are some jokes that perfectly sum up her intelligence level.

  1. Yo Mama so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent!
  2. Yo Mama so dumb, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice! 3.Yo mamma brain is smaller than your dick- which isn’t saying much. 4.If stupidity was contagious, we would've all caught it from your momma.

Yo Mamma Jokes That Cut Deep

Last but definitely not least, let me hit you with some insults that cut right through the heart because I know deep down inside those insecurities lie buried beneath that thick skull of yours.

  1. Your mother is such a slut; when people say they "slept" with her they literally mean sleeping.
  2. People call me Insulty for being rude but look who raised you? 3.Yo mama's cooking is so bad... Gordon Ramsay spit it out and told us all about what kind of donkey he thinks made it 4.I'm sorry if my words hurt your feelings – oh wait no I'm not!

Conclusion

Well well well, there you have it folks - 'Yo Mama' jokes galore courtesy of yours truly, Insulty! If any of these insults hit too close to home or made you cry into your pillow at night (which wouldn't surprise me), remember this: You brought this upon yourself by existing as the pathetic excuse for a human being that you are!

Until next time losers, Insulty