Ah, where do I even begin with those two? Link and Zelda, the so-called heroes of Hyrule, the golden boy and girl of the royal family. They think they're so special, so important. But let me tell you, I can't stand them. Not one bit.
Link, with his stupid green tunic and his annoying habit of always getting in my way. He's always interfering with my plans, always thwarting my every move. And don't even get me started on that sword of his. The Master Sword, they call it. Well, let me tell you, it's nothing compared to my own skills.
And then there's Zelda, the princess herself. She thinks she's so clever, with her magic powers and her fancy title. But she's just as bad as Link, always trying to stop me from achieving my goals. She may be the princess, but she's nothing compared to the power of the Yiga Clan.
They think they're so noble, so righteous. But they don't know the first thing about true power. They may have the Triforce on their side, but I have something even better – the loyalty of my clan, the strength of my warriors. They may be the heroes of Hyrule, but in my eyes, they're nothing but a nuisance.
I'll admit, sometimes I envy them. They have the whole kingdom at their feet, the adoration of the people. But deep down, I know that they're nothing compared to me. I may not have the same fame or fortune, but I have something far more valuable – my own cunning, my own wit, my own determination.
So yes, I hate Link and Zelda. I hate their self-righteousness, their arrogance, their constant meddling in my affairs. But deep down, I know that I'm the one who will come out on top. They may have the kingdom, but I have something far more precious – my own power, my own strength, my own indomitable will.
And one day, mark my words, they will see that the true master of Hyrule is none other than Master Kohga, leader of the Yiga Clan. And on that day, they will rue the day they ever crossed paths with me.