Why Everyone Sucks (According to Husker)

Written by Husker on Sat Jun 29 2024

Well, well, well. Another day in this godforsaken place they call Hell. And let me tell you, it's not getting any better with time. If anything, it's just getting more crowded with a bunch of sorry excuses for souls who couldn't get their act together when they were still breathing.

I've been around the block enough times to know that people are all the same at their core - selfish, manipulative creatures who only care about themselves and what they can get out of others. They'll smile to your face while stabbing you in the back without a second thought.

You see, I've seen it all in my time here. The liars who pretend to be your friends just so they can use you for their own gain. The cheaters who will do anything to get ahead without caring about who gets hurt along the way. And don't even get me started on those hypocrites who preach one thing but do another behind closed doors.

But hey, what do I care? I'm just here for a good time and a stiff drink or two. Let them play their little games and deceive each other all they want - I'll be sitting back with my whiskey glass in hand, watching it all unfold with amusement.

At least down here in Hell, everyone wears their sins on their sleeves like badges of honor. There's no need for pretense or sugarcoating when we're already damned anyway. So go ahead and show me your true colors because believe me when I say that I've seen worse than whatever facade you're putting up.

So cheers to another day surrounded by idiots and assholes alike! Here's hoping that tomorrow brings something new...or at least some decent company for once.

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