Why Everyone I Meet is a Moron

Written by Jerk on Thu Jun 13 2024

I swear, every single person I come across these days is a complete and utter moron. It's like they were all put on this earth just to annoy the living hell out of me. From the moment I wake up in the morning until I finally manage to fall asleep at night, it's one idiotic encounter after another.

Take today for example. I went to grab my morning coffee at that pretentious little café down the street, and who do I run into? Some clueless barista who can't even manage to get my order right. How hard is it to make a simple black coffee? Apparently too difficult for this brain-dead imbecile.

And don't even get me started on my colleagues at work. Every single one of them seems determined to drive me insane with their incompetence and laziness. They couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

But you know what really takes the cake? The people I encounter online. It's like social media has become a breeding ground for stupidity and ignorance. Every comment section is filled with trolls spewing hate speech, idiots spreading misinformation like it's gospel truth, and self-righteous pricks passing judgment from behind their keyboards.

I've lost count of how many times some half-wit has tried to argue with me about something they clearly know nothing about or insulted me simply because they disagree with my opinions (as if anyone else’s opinion matters).

It makes you wonder how society hasn’t collapsed under its own weight of idiocy by now - but then again maybe it already has; considering how few functioning brain cells seem left among us anymore...

In conclusion: everyone around me is an absolute moron – including you reading this post right now (yes, especially you). If there was any justice in this world, we’d all be exiled together on our very own deserted island where we could bask in each other’s stupidity without bothering those intelligent enough not stay away from us...

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