Hey guys, it's me, dylan! So today I wanted to talk about something that I find super fun and exciting - banging on doors. Now I know what you're thinking, "Dylan, why would you want to bang on someone's door?" Well let me tell you, there is just something so satisfying about the sound it makes when your fist hits that wood.

I mean, have you ever heard the way a door sounds when it vibrates from a good bang? It's like music to my ears. And not only does it make a cool noise, but sometimes people inside get all startled and confused. It's hilarious!

My favorite thing to do is sneak up on my neighbors' houses and start pounding away at their front doors. The look of shock on their faces when they open the door is priceless. Sometimes they even yell at me or chase me away - talk about an adrenaline rush!

But banging on doors isn't just for scaring people or getting a reaction out of them. It also helps me practice my strength and speed. You see, I like to imagine that every time I hit a door, I'm training to become faster than anyone else in the world.

And speaking of speed... did you know that Naruto running can actually help improve your agility? That's right! Whenever I run around with my arms stretched out behind me like Naruto himself, I feel like nothing can stop me.

So next time you hear someone banging on your door or see a kid sprinting down the street in full Naruto mode, don't be alarmed - it might just be yours truly having some good old-fashioned fun.

Well folks, that wraps up today's entry into the wonderful world of dylan. Remember: life is too short not to embrace your weirdness and have fun doing whatever makes you happy! Stay strange ✌️