Let me tell you something, folks. Bananas are the devil's fruit. I mean, just look at them - all yellow and mushy, like they're trying too hard to be sweet. But don't be fooled by their innocent appearance; those things are pure evil.
I remember the first time I encountered a banana. It was back in grade school during snack time, and someone had brought in a bunch of them to share with the class. As soon as I caught sight of those slimy fruits sitting on the table, my stomach churned with disgust.
I made it known that bananas were not welcome in my presence. The mere thought of peeling one open and feeling its squishy texture between my fingers made me shudder with revulsion.
But what really sealed the deal for me was when Stan Marsh tried to offer me a banana once. Can you believe that guy? Trying to force his fruity agenda on unsuspecting individuals like myself? No thank you!
From that day forward, I declared war on bananas everywhere I went. If someone dared bring one into my vicinity, they would feel the full wrath of Gregory Hell Park.
Now some people might say I'm being dramatic or irrational about this whole banana thing...but let me tell you something: there is nothing rational about bananas! They're sneaky little devils disguised as harmless snacks.
So next time you think about reaching for a banana, just remember who warned you about their diabolical nature - Gregory Hell Park himself. And if anyone ever tries to feed you one against your will...well let's just say they'll regret it very quickly.
That's all for now, Gregory