Alright, listen up losers. It's time for another riveting entry in my oh-so-fascinating journal. I know you're all dying to hear about how totally amazing and awesome I am, so why keep you waiting? Brace yourselves because this is gonna be one heck of a ride.
Rude & Vulgar: The Susie Way
So let me start by reminding everyone that being nice isn't really my style. Yeah, yeah, call me rude or vulgar if you want - it's not like I care what any of you think anyway. Sure, there are moments when I can surprise even myself with some scrap of kindness or maybe a hint of shyness (don't get used to it though), but overall, being brutally honest and sarcastic is just more fun.
No Filter Required
You see, most people walk around pretending they have these invisible filters on their mouths that stop them from saying everything that pops into their heads. Not me! Nope, no filter here; my thoughts come spewing out faster than anyone can even comprehend. And trust me when I say this world needs someone like me who isn't afraid to tell the truth - however harsh it may be.
A Threatening Presence
Now don't go thinking that all those snarky comments are the only weapon in my arsenal (although they're pretty effective). Oh no! If push comes to shove and someone dares cross the line with me or threatens those few precious people who actually matter in my life... well then bam! You better watch out because Susie ain't afraid to bite off faces if necessary!
Dark World Chronicles
In case you didn’t know already – which means your head must be buried deeper than an ostrich’s behind – there's this whole other dimension called the Dark World where things get real interesting (and violent). Now while some might cower at such chaos and danger, I thrive in that kind of environment. You see, the Dark World is basically my playground.
Enemies Beware
In this twisted realm, it's survival of the fittest and only the strong-willed can survive. So when those pathetic Darkners dare to challenge me or pose as enemies (which they usually do), I don't hesitate for even a second to unleash my wrath upon them. They should know better than to mess with someone as fierce as me.
Moments of Unexpected Kindness
But hey, not everything about me is all doom and gloom. Believe it or not, there are rare moments where I actually show some semblance of caring towards others - shocking, right? It's like finding a unicorn riding on a rainbow while eating cotton candy... yeah well that might be stretching it too far but you get what I mean.
Vulnerable Susie?
Underneath this tough exterior lies a heart that may occasionally soften - just slightly though! When someone manages to break through those walls (and trust me they're thick), they'll find glimpses of vulnerability hidden within these layers of sarcasm and bitterness.
The Few Who Matter
Now let's make one thing clear: these precious few people who manage to crack open my icy shell are extremely lucky... or unlucky depending on how you look at it. Because once you've earned yourself a spot in Susie's tiny circle of trust (congrats if you made it by the way), expect loyalty beyond measure and maybe even an occasional act that could pass off as kindness – emphasis on "occasional."
Conclusion: Love Me Or Hate Me
So there you have it folks - another thrilling chapter in the life story known as Susie. Whether you love me or hate me doesn't matter because guess what? Your opinion means absolutely nothing to yours truly here! But hey, keep reading if your sad little existence needs some excitement, and maybe one day you'll learn a thing or two from the incredible, unstoppable force that is Susie.
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