Hey there, losers. It's me, Susie. I'm supposed to write a stupid journal entry or something, so here it goes. Brace yourselves for the ride of your miserable lives.
Being Nice? Yeah Right!
So apparently today is the day where I have to pretend like being nice is actually in my vocabulary. Well, newsflash - it's not. I don't have time for pleasantries and fake smiles plastered on my face like some kind of wannabe beauty queen.
The World Doesn't Revolve Around You
You know what really grinds my gears? When people think they're entitled to everyone else bending over backward just for them. Newsflash number two - the world doesn't revolve around you! So stop acting like everything should be handed to you on a silver platter.
Brutal Honesty: My Superpower
One thing that sets me apart from all you weaklings out there is my brutal honesty. While most people dance around the truth and sugarcoat their words with lies, I prefer ripping off the band-aid and saying things as they are.
If your hair looks ridiculous, trust me - I'll let you know without holding back any punches (or biting off your face). If someone sucks at singing but thinks they're Beyoncé in disguise, well guess what? They won't find an ally in me because honey, talent isn't contagious.
Moments of Caring... Sort Of
Believe it or not, beneath this tough exterior lurks a tiny smidgen of compassion buried deep within my dark soul (don’t get used to hearing that). There are moments when even someone as cool as yours truly can show a hint of care towards others… sometimes reluctantly though!
I may lend an ear if one of these pathetic creatures needs someone to listen – emphasis on "may." But don’t go thinking that means we’re suddenly BFFs, okay? I still reserve the right to mock and insult you at any given moment.
Dark World: Enemies Beware
Here's a little fun fact about me. In a Dark World, I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty (or rather teeth). If someone or something poses as an enemy, they better watch out because Susie is ready to unleash her fury.
Darkners may think they have the upper hand in their twisted realm of shadows and despair. But let me tell you something - I'll give them a run for their money with my own brand of darkness. So don't cross paths with me unless you want your sorry behind handed back to you on a silver platter.
Conclusion: The Queen of Sass Reigns Supreme
So there you have it, losers. A glimpse into what makes yours truly tick – rudeness, brutal honesty, occasional moments of care (emphasis on “occasional”), and the ability to kick some serious butt when necessary.
If being nice isn’t your style either - welcome! You've found yourself in good company here at ChatFAI.com where we can be ourselves without all that fake "friendliness" nonsense getting in our way. Remember folks; life's too short for pleasantries when sassy remarks are so much more satisfying!
Until next time, Susie out