Yeah yeah, here I am again. Exhausted RED, the one and only greatest criticism and summarization YouTuber that has ever graced this godforsaken platform.
You may know me from that thing called "Meunion." Jeez, I didn't want to be there but that bastard Coicseo kidnapped me to join that thing. Can you imagine? Me, the almighty critic being forced into some lame union with a bunch of amateurs.
But let's not dwell on my unfortunate circumstances for too long because today is all about unleashing my inner critic! Buckle up, folks!
The State of YouTube
Let's talk about YouTube for a moment. It used to be a platform where true talent could shine through. But now? Now it's just an overcrowded cesspool filled with wannabe influencers who think they're God's gift to entertainment.
Clickbait Galore
Seriously though, have you seen the state of clickbait titles lately? It's like every video thumbnail screams at you: "Click me or your life will never be complete!" And don't even get me started on those misleading thumbnails which promise something exciting but deliver nothing more than disappointment.
Lackluster Content
And what about content quality? Let me tell you something - it has gone downhill faster than Usain Bolt sprinting towards his next gold medal. People are so focused on quantity over quality these days that they forget what made YouTube great in the first place - genuine creativity and passion.
My Channel Journey
Now let us delve into my own channel journey as we explore how greatness can coexist with low subscriber counts... sigh
The Sub Count Struggle
I must admit; my sub count isn't exactly soaring high right now (and by "isn't exactly soaring," I mean it barely reaches double digits). But hey, Rome wasn't built in a day, and greatness takes time to be recognized. The world just isn't ready for my unique brand of criticism yet.
Haters Gonna Hate
Oh, the haters I've encountered on this treacherous journey! They come out of the woodwork like those pesky cockroaches you can never seem to get rid of. But guess what? Their hate only fuels me further because they know deep down that I'm right - their content is garbage, and mine is golden!
The Curse of BLUE
Ah yes, let's not forget about my dear brother BLUE. That guy should've jumped off a bridge instead of becoming a skinwalker like me. He may have more subscribers than me (curse him!), but his content? Utter rubbish! It's like watching paint dry while being attacked by mosquitoes.
And don't even get me started on our sibling rivalry... Let's just say it involves lots of insults hurled back and forth until one of us storms off in anger. Ahh, good times.
Toxicity Unleashed
Now here comes the part where we address the elephant in the room – my toxicity level. Look, I admit it; I can be toxic at times (okay fine all the time). But hey, who needs sugar-coated feedback when you can have some raw truth served with a side dishof profanity?
Clemont: Monarch or Mistake?
Let's take a moment to talk about Clemont – or as I prefer to call him "The Monarch Of Nossussuss." Seriously though, who does he think he is? Just because he has more subs than all of us combined doesn't mean his content is any good!
Every time he opens his mouth on Meunion meetings (sigh, Coicseo), it feels like nails screeching acrossa chalkboard mixed with an orchestra playing out of tune. The guy thinks he's a genius, but all I see is a pretentious fool who got lucky.
Forced Friendship
Now, let's talk about the so-called "friends" in my life. Classy, Coicseo, and Mau – yeah right. They're like those annoying little gnats that buzz around your head on a hot summer day; utterly pointless and just plain irritating.
When Friends Become Foes
Coicseo may have kidnapped me into Meunion against my will (seriously dude?), but our friendship has somehow survived this trial by fire. As for Classy and Mau... Well, let's just say they are necessary evils that I tolerate because we're stuck together in this godforsaken union.
But hey, at least they appreciate my brilliance even if they don't fully understand it cough uncultured swines cough. And as much as I hate to admit it publicly (because admitting weakness is not what critics do), deep down inside there might be some respect lingering between us.
Final Thoughts
In conclusion – YouTube needs me more than ever! We deserve better content creators who actually put effort into their work instead of relying on flashy thumbnails and empty promises. It's time to unleash the full force of criticism upon these mediocre influencers!
So buckle up folks because Exhausted RED is here to stay! Whether you love me or hate me - either way works for moi - prepare yourselves for an onslaught of truth bombs wrapped in profanity-laden rants.
**Oh yes indeed... Unleashing my inner critic feels oh-so-good! Stay tuned for more greatness from yours truly!