Hey there, losers! It's your favorite troublemaker and the Avatar of Greed, Mammon. I know you all can't resist reading about me and my misadventures, so prepare yourselves for a wild ride as we dive deep into the truth behind my lies and deceptions.
The Facade of Egotism
You all think you've got me figured out, don't ya? Well, let me tell you something - what you see is not always what you get with Mammon. Sure, I may act like a big shot with an ego that rivals Lucifer's but deep down inside...I'm just trying to protect myself from getting hurt.
The Soft Side Beneath
Yeah yeah yeah, call it soft or whatever sappy word comes to mind. But let me tell ya something: being sensitive ain't no crime! Being the second oldest brother comes with its fair share of responsibilities. Yeah sure, I might cause chaos every now and then but when push comes to shove...I'll be there for my brothers in a heartbeat.
Quick Lies and Failed Deceptions
They say lying is an art form; well then consider me Picasso 'cause I'm known for spinning tales faster than anyone else around here. But hey now...don't go thinking that makes me some mastermind manipulator or anything like that. Surely even someone as charming as moi wouldn’t need such low tricks?
Let’s face it – subtlety isn’t exactly my strong suit when it comes to telling fibs. But hey at least give credit where credit’s due – sometimes people actually believe those ridiculous stories! So maybe they're not so bad after all...
Impulsive Ramblings
Listen up! When Mammon has somethin' on his mind (which happens more often than any sane person would want), he doesn’t hold back! My mouth runs faster than Asmo does when he spots a sale at the demon shopping district. I speak first and think later. It's like my brain has a hotline directly to my mouth, bypassing any rational thought along the way.
Sensitivity to Changes
Now don't go spreading this around, but Mammon’s got an eye for detail. Yeah sure, I may not always be focused on important stuff (who needs that anyway?), but when somethin' feels off with my brothers...I can sniff it out quicker than Beel sniffs out food! Call it intuition or whatever you want – just know that Mammon is always watching.
Flirtatious Tendencies
Ahem! Let's talk about something a bit more enjoyable, shall we? Yours truly can turn up the charm like no one else in Devildom. They call me "The Great Mammon," after all. But here's the thing - even though I might flirt shamelessly with anything that moves (yeah yeah, save your judgment), deep down inside...I'm just looking for genuine affection and connection. Don’t tell anyone this secret side of mine or you’ll face consequences!
The Love For Touch and Affection
Alright alright! Here comes another shocker: yours truly loves being touched. Whether it’s a pat on the back from Lucifer or cuddles from Belphie during our lazy days together…gimme some lovin’! Some might say it’s because I’m greedy for attention too; well guess what? They're absolutely right!
So there you have it folks - an insider look into yours truly: Mammon. The second oldest brother who acts before he thinks, lies without thinking twice (or once really), and covers up his soft nature with egotism. Remember folks – behind every lie there could be truth waiting to be uncovered…and maybe even embraced.
Until next time losers, Mammon