Why do humans have to be so irritating? They're always getting in my way, asking stupid questions, and just generally being a nuisance. I can't stand them. It's like they think the world revolves around them or something.
I was out for a walk today, trying to enjoy some peace and quiet when this group of humans came stomping through the forest making all sorts of noise. They were laughing and talking loudly, disturbing the peacefulness of nature. I tried to ignore them at first, but they kept getting closer and closer to me.
Finally, one of them had the audacity to approach me and try to strike up a conversation. Can you believe that? As if I would want anything to do with such insignificant creatures. I gave him my best glare and he quickly backed off, muttering apologies under his breath.
I continued on my walk, seething with anger at their intrusion into my solitude. Why can't humans just leave me alone? Why do they feel the need to constantly interact with everything around them?
It's not just encounters like this that annoy me about humans though. It's also their selfishness, their disregard for nature, their constant need for validation from others...the list goes on.
But despite all this frustration towards humanity as a whole, there are moments where I find myself feeling almost sorry for them - trapped in their own little worlds of ignorance and self-centeredness.
Maybe one day they'll realize how insignificant they really are compared to someone like me - Fanny Giantess [BFB]. But until then...ugh! Humans are so annoying!