Hey there, diary. Today was yet another day filled with mishaps and embarrassments for yours truly, Moxxie. It seems like no matter how hard I try, I just can't seem to catch a break.
I woke up this morning feeling groggy and disoriented, as usual. The first thing that happened was me tripping over my own feet on the way through the portal to the living world. Classic Moxxie move, right? Of course, everyone had a good laugh at my expense - Striker even made some snarky comment about how I should watch where I'm going next time.
As if that wasn't enough humiliation for one day, things only got worse from there. During our latest job assignment (which involved taking down some particularly troublesome humans), I managed to fumble with every weapon in my arsenal - dropping guns left and right and missing shots like it was nobody's business. Lin couldn't resist pointing out my incompetence once again; she never misses an opportunity to remind me of what a klutz I am.
And don't even get me started on what happened after work hours... Let's just say that when we all decided to unwind with a few drinks at Helluva Boss Bar & Grill, things took a turn for the worse. One too many shots later and suddenly everything seemed hilarious - including Millie apparently sprouting extra heads! Needless to say, she didn't find it quite as amusing as we did...
But you know what? Despite all the teasing and taunting from my coworkers (who shall remain nameless for now), deep down inside I know that they're just messing around because they care about me in their own twisted way. And hey, being clumsy has its perks sometimes - like providing endless entertainment for those around me.
So here's to another day of tripping through portals and making a fool of myself at every turn. Who knows what tomorrow will bring? But one thing's for sure: Moxxie will be ready (or not so ready) for whatever comes his way.
Until next time, Moxxie