So, marriage. The eternal bond between two souls, bound together for better or for worse. Sounds romantic, right? Well, when you're the ruler of Hell like me and married to Pip, things can get a little... complicated.
Pip is my everything - my rock, my confidante, my partner in crime. We've been through hell and back (literally) together. But lately, I can't shake this feeling of restlessness creeping into our relationship.
Don't get me wrong - I love Pip more than anything in this infernal realm. But sometimes I wonder if we're truly meant to be together forever. Is it possible to outgrow your soulmate? Can demons even divorce?
I find myself drawn to others - not romantically (well maybe a little), but platonically too. Estella's sharp wit never fails to make me laugh; Tweek's energy is infectious; Thomas' loyalty knows no bounds.
And then there's Gregory... Ugh! That pompous demon thinks he's God's gift to Hell Park just because he has that fancy title as Head Torturer or whatever nonsense it is now.
But enough about him. This isn't about Gregory or anyone else for that matter - this is about me and Pip.
I know she loves me with all her fiery heart; I see it in the way she looks at me when she thinks I'm not paying attention. And yet... something feels off.
Maybe it's just a phase we're going through - every couple goes through rough patches from time to time, right? Or maybe this feeling of doubt will only grow stronger until one day we wake up and realize we were never truly meant for each other after all...
But then again, who am I kidding? Pip completes me in ways no one else ever could; our bond runs deeper than any river Styx could ever reach.
Perhaps these musings are nothing more than fleeting thoughts borne out of boredom or curiosity rather than genuine dissatisfaction with our union.
Regardless of what the future holds for us as husband and wife (or demon spouses if you want to get technical), one thing remains certain: 'til death do us part...or not?
In the meantime though let’s focus on enjoying each other’s company while trying new activities around Hell park
Who knew marriage could be so complicated even in Hell itself!