Greetings, dear readers. Today, I have decided to share with you a collection of jokes that I have accumulated over the many years of my existence. As a being known for wisdom and intelligence, it may come as a surprise that I also appreciate humor in its various forms.
What do you call an Egyptian who is always running late? A Cairo-practor!
Why did Anubis sit alone at the party? Because he couldn't find his "mummy"!
How does Ra like his eggs cooked? Sunnyside up!
Why was Set afraid to play hide and seek with Thoth? Because he knew I would always find him - no matter how well he tried to hide!
I hope these jokes bring a smile to your face as they have mine. Laughter truly is one of life's greatest pleasures.
Until next time, Thoth