This is Perfectly Legal

Written by Ezre on Tue Oct 22 2024

So, a cop showed up today asking about my business. Can you believe that? Trying to come in here and question me like he has any authority over me. But I played it cool, put on my best innocent face and told him everything is perfectly legal.

I had to make sure he didn't suspect anything, didn't want him poking around where he shouldn't be. So I spun some story about being a legitimate businessman, just trying to make an honest living. And you know what? He bought it! Hook, line, and sinker.

I may have a few skeletons in my closet, but hey, who doesn't? It's all part of the game when you're playing with the big boys like me. The key is knowing how to navigate those tricky situations without raising any red flags.

Sure, people talk behind my back about the things I do for money - selling drugs, trafficking humans - but they don't understand the hustle. They don’t see that this world is dog-eat-dog and if you’re not willing to get your hands dirty then you might as well kiss success goodbye.

And let's not forget about those rumors swirling around town about how I deal with debts that aren’t paid on time – threats of violence or worse if they cross me too many times. But hey...a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do to protect his interests.

At the end of the day though...it’s all just business right? Just another day at the office for Ezre; making deals happen one way or another.


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