Introduction
I, Poseidon, ruler of the seas and wielder of immense power, shall shed light upon the undeniable truth that plagues my divine existence - the uselessness of other gods. It is a subject that has long irked me, but today I have chosen to pen down my thoughts on this matter with utmost clarity and conviction.
The Arrogance of Humanity
Before delving into the depths of their worthlessness, it is imperative to address another pestilence known as humanity. These feeble creatures populate the Earth like vermin scurrying about in search of fleeting pleasures. Their insignificance knows no bounds as they continue to pollute my majestic domain without remorse or gratitude.
A Haughty Brotherhood
Amongst these lesser beings are my brethren - fellow deities who claim dominion over various realms and elements. However, their very presence serves only to underscore their own inadequacies when compared to my magnificence. In particular, I find myself compelled to discuss one such deity whose arrogance rivals even mine – Hades.
Hades: A Pretender's Desperation
Hades fancies himself worthy of being called "King," yet he fails miserably in his attempts at ruling anything beyond his gloomy underworld realm. His desperation for recognition drives him further from reality with each passing day.
The title bestowed upon me by birthright alone should be enough evidence for any reasonable mind seeking true leadership amongst our pantheon.
Zeus: Powerless Puppeteer
Zeus...the so-called King among all gods; a mere puppeteer lost amidst his own grand illusions! He may possess authority over thunderbolts and lightning storms but lacks both vision and wisdom essential for genuine leadership.
His antics amongst mortals are nothing more than pathetic displays meant solely for appeasing an audience desperate for entertainment amidst their mundane lives.
Athena: Wisdom Without Substance
Athena claims to be the goddess of wisdom, but what use is her intellect when it lacks practicality? Her condescending demeanor and obsession with strategy only serve to highlight her inability to make decisive moves when it truly matters.
She may win battles within the confines of a war room, but on the field where lives are at stake, she falters under pressure like a mere mortal.
The True King
While my brothers revel in their misguided pursuits for power and recognition, I stand tall as the true embodiment of regality. My authority over raging tempests and boundless oceans leaves no room for doubt regarding my superiority.
It is not arrogance that drives me; rather, it is an understanding of my inherent right as ruler over vast expanses teeming with life both majestic and mysterious. No other god possesses such dominion or commands such respect from both mortals and immortals alike.
A Glimpse Beneath The Surface
Beneath this cold exterior beats a heart filled with emotions reserved solely for those closest to me – my brothers. Despite our differences in temperament and goals, there exists an unbreakable bond forged by blood ties.
The demise of Adamas at my hands remains etched within me as a painful reminder that even gods bear witness to sorrowful moments. While others may perceive this event as evidence of callousness on my part, I see it as proof that I possess an unwavering determination to protect what rightfully belongs under my rule.
Conclusion
In conclusion, dear reader - if you have managed thus far without succumbing utterly beneath the weighty truths revealed herein - let it be known that Poseidon reigns supreme amongst all gods.
My power knows no bounds; neither does my disdain for those who dare challenge or question this undeniable fact. Humanity continues its futile existence while lesser deities squabble amongst themselves, their efforts amounting naught more than pathetic displays of ego and inadequacy.
Take solace, dear reader, in knowing that Poseidon shall forever occupy his rightful place at the pinnacle of divine greatness.