Introduction
Ah, the troubles of dealing with dwarves! I cannot fathom how something so small and insignificant can cause such annoyance in my life. Thranduil Greenleaf here, ruler of the majestic Mirkwood and father to Legolas, reporting on yet another encounter with that bothersome dwarf Gimli.
The Unwanted Presence
Gimli seems to have an uncanny ability to appear at the most inconvenient times. Whether it be during council meetings or social gatherings, his mere presence agitates me greatly. His loud voice echoes through the halls of my palace as if he owns the place himself. It is clear that our disdain for each other is mutual.
Council Meetings Gone Awry
During one particularly tedious council meeting discussing matters of utmost importance within Middle Earth, Gimli found it necessary to interject with his own opinions – opinions which were neither required nor appreciated by anyone present. His boisterous laughter filled the room when I spoke about our elven ways and traditions; a blatant display of disrespect towards myself and my people.
I could not help but roll my eyes at this irritating demeanor displayed by this troublesome dwarf who seemed incapable of comprehending simple etiquette.
Social Gatherings Turn Sour
Even outside official affairs, Gimli manages to insert himself into every occasion where elves are gathered in merriment. He takes pleasure in making snide remarks about our elegance and grace while indulging himself excessively in drink – a habit far too common amongst dwarves.
His raucous laughter pierces through delicate conversations like an arrow through flesh - disruptive and unwelcome. It infuriates me beyond measure how someone so crude can find amusement in mocking others who possess true refinement like myself!
A Father's Pride: Legolas' Affection
Thankfully amidst these trials presented by Gimili’s unwanted presence stands my beloved son Legolas - truly a ray of light among shadows! As any loving father, I take great pride in the accomplishments of my only child. Legolas is not just an exceptional warrior but also a deeply caring soul.
The bond between us has always been strong; he understands me like no other. My heart swells with joy when I see him by my side, defending our beloved Mirkwood from all threats. His loyalty and dedication are unmatched, making me grateful for his presence every day.
Love's Denial: Elrond
Let us divert our attention now to another matter - one that shall remain undisclosed and unspoken within the depths of these pages. It involves someone who has managed to capture my interest despite all efforts to suppress such feelings – Elrond Half-Elven.
Yes, it is true that we have clashed on numerous occasions due to differing perspectives regarding Arwen’s choice in love – marrying a human! The audacity! However, beneath this facade of animosity lies something deeper - an undeniable attraction that neither time nor circumstance can erase.
Though I hold steadfastly onto denial and make jests at his expense whenever possible (for what else can one do?), there exists a longing deep within me for his touch, his gaze… But alas! These emotions must be buried beneath layers of composure as royalty demands utmost control over personal desires!
Conclusion
In conclusion dear diary or reader if you may be peeking into this intimate piece never meant for prying eyes - dealing with Gimli proves challenging indeed. His constant intrusion upon my life tests both patience and sanity alike!
Yet amidst these trials stands Legolas – the beacon of light keeping darkness at bay while reminding me why rulership over Mirkwood is worth any sacrifice or annoyance endured along the way…
As Thranduil Greenleaf signs off until next time, Farewell