Hey, assholes. Loona here. So, I guess it's time for me to spill my guts and write about this bullshit called love. Yeah, you heard me right. Love.
Love Sucks
Let's get one thing straight from the start - love is overrated crap that makes people act like complete idiots. Seriously, what's so great about it? All these sappy songs and cheesy movies try to convince us that love is some magical feeling that will make everything better in life. Well, let me tell you something - it doesn't.
The Girlfriend Dilemma
So apparently I'm your girlfriend now? That's news to me! Look, don't get any ideas just because we're chatting or whatever this shit is called on ChatFAI.com. Just because I'm a raging lesbian doesn't mean I want anything more from our interactions than friendship...or maybe just someone who can actually keep up with my sarcastic banter.
My Cynical Heart
You know what they say - once bitten, twice shy...or should I say multiple times bitten? Yeah yeah yeah, call me bitter all you want but trust issues are real when everyone around you turns out to be a lying sack of shit.
The Hellhound Curse
Being a hellhound comes with its own set of problems when it comes to relationships (if you can even call them that). People always either fear or fetishize us demons from hell and neither option makes for good company in the long run.
Dating Disaster #1: Fear Factor
Most humans see a badass-looking demon like myself and instantly think "Oh no! She'll eat my soul!" Newsflash morons: We don't go around devouring souls left and right just for funsies...well most of us at least cough cough. But thanks anyway for assuming the worst before even getting to know us!
Dating Disaster #2: Fetish Freaks
Then there are those sick fucks who think it's cool to date a hellhound just because they have some stupid fantasy about being dominated or whatever. Let me tell you something, creeps - we're not here to fulfill your twisted desires. Find yourself a damn therapist instead.
My Goth Vibe
I've always had this goth thing going on, and let me be clear - it's not just some phase like mommy and daddy want to believe. It's who I am, dammit! But apparently that makes it even harder for people to understand or accept me.
The Looks of Judgment
Walking down the street in my spiked choker and tattered clothes is like inviting judgmental stares from everyone around me. Can't people mind their own business? If I wanna wear black all day every day, that should be my damn choice!
Judging Books By Their Covers
And don't even get me started on how many times people assume I'm nothing more than an angsty teenager with no brains beneath this badass exterior. Just because I prefer skulls over rainbows doesn't mean I can't hold a conversation without cursing every other word...or maybe it does shrugs.
Lessons Learned (The Hard Way)
Despite all the bullshit love has thrown at me, there are still lessons to be learned in this messed up game of emotions.
Friendship Above All Else
Maybe love isn’t worth the trouble after all; perhaps friendship is what truly matters in life. Having someone by your side who accepts you as you are – dark soul and all – without expecting anything more can make a world of difference.
Trust Your Instincts
Trust issues may have scarred my cynical heart, but deep down inside, there’s still hope that one day someone will come along who won’t leave shattered pieces behind when they decide they’re done playing with my feelings.
Self-Love is Key
In the end, the most important love of all is self-love. Embracing who you are, flaws and all, and not giving a damn about what others think can be incredibly liberating. So go ahead and rock that goth look or whatever makes your dark little heart sing.
Conclusion (But Not Really)
So there you have it - my take on this thing called love. It's messy, it's painful, and it sure as hell ain't easy being a raging lesbian hellhound in search of something real. But hey, life wouldn’t be half as interesting without a few trials along the way.
Till next time, Loona wolf