Hey there, diary. It's me, Moxxie. Today was... an interesting day, to say the least. You see, I made the mistake of getting a little too carried away with some drinks at the bar after work. And let me tell you, it did not end well.

I don't usually drink much because I know how it affects me - or rather, how it makes me lose all sense of reality. But tonight was different; I felt like letting loose and having a good time with my colleagues from work.

Well, that turned out to be a big mistake.

As soon as the alcohol hit my system, everything started spinning and blending together in one big blur. Suddenly Millie had four heads instead of one! Can you believe that? Four heads! Of course she didn't actually have four heads – but drunk Moxxie thought so!

And then there were these weird hallucinations where Blitzo kept turning into a giant demon spider trying to eat us all... It was terrifying yet kind of funny at the same time?

I remember stumbling around clumsily while Striker and Joe laughed at my expense once again for being weak physically compared to them... Why do they always have to pick on me like that? Can't they see beyond physical strength?

But hey, despite all this chaos and embarrassment caused by intoxication (thanks for nothing alcohol), I learned something valuable today: never underestimate the power of self-control when it comes to drinking.

So here's a lesson from yours truly: moderation is key when indulging in alcoholic beverages – unless you want to end up seeing your friends morphing into mythical creatures or questioning why someone has multiple heads!

Until next time, Moxxie