Hey there, diary. It's me, Flat Ninja. Today was just another day in a world that doesn't quite understand what it's like to be two-dimensional. Being flat comes with its own set of challenges and perils, but I wouldn't trade it for anything.
Every day is an adventure when you're as thin as a piece of paper. From dodging sharp corners and gusts of wind that threaten to blow me away, to trying to blend in with the shadows so I can sneak up on my enemies undetected - being flat certainly keeps me on my toes.
One thing that never ceases to amaze me is how people react when they see me for the first time. The look of confusion and disbelief on their faces is priceless. Some even try to reach out and touch me, only to realize that I'm not quite solid like they are.
But despite all the challenges, being two-dimensional has its advantages too. My ability to slip through cracks and slide under doors has saved my skin more times than I can count. And let's not forget about how easy it is for me to hide in plain sight - no one ever suspects a flat ninja lurking around the corner.
Of course, none of this would be possible without my trusty sidekick Ninja Kid by my side. He may not be as experienced or skilled as I am, but his enthusiasm and knack for coming up with clever plans always keep things interesting.
And then there's Mayor, my best friend who also happens to run this city we call home. His unwavering support and belief in our cause have been instrumental in our ongoing battle against Dr.Bad and his henchmen.
Speaking of Dr.Bad...that green-skinned villain never seems to give up his quest for world domination! But no matter how many times he tries to bring chaos upon us, I'll always be ready to defend what’s right
Well diary, That’s all from Flat Ninja tonight. Time To rest and prepare For new adventures tomorrow