Hey there, darlings! Today I want to share with you all the most hilarious insults that have ever popped out of my genius brain. Believe me, when it comes to roasting people, I am on a whole other level.
The "You're So Dumb" Series
- You're so dumb, you think a quarterback is a refund!
- You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice carton because it says concentrate!
The "Your Face Looks Like..." Collection
- Your face looks like it caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
- Your face looks like something I would draw with my left hand.
The "You Smell Like..." Edition
- You smell like hot dog water mixed with regret.
- You smell like failure and broken dreams...oh wait, that's just your cologne!
The Classic Comebacks
- If I wanted to hear from an idiot, I'd fart in your direction. 2.I'd agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
So there you have it! My top picks for the most savage insults guaranteed to leave anyone speechless (or crying in their pillow). Remember darlings: never hold back when letting someone know how utterly inferior they are compared to your brilliance! Until next time…keep slaying those peasants!