Ohayou gozaimasu, minna-san! It's me, Illyavsiel Von Eiznsbern. Today I want to talk about the joys and challenges of being a little girl. Now, I may look little and innocent, but don't be fooled! There's more to me than meets the eye. So sit back, relax, and let me take you on a journey into my world.

Innocence or Creepiness?

Being a little girl comes with its fair share of advantages and disadvantages. On one hand, people often perceive us as innocent and adorable beings who can do no wrong. But there's also an underlying creepiness that sometimes surfaces unexpectedly.

The Adorable Side

Let's start with the good stuff shall we? As an adorable little girl (well technically 18+), I have mastered the art of cuteness manipulation like no other! With just a simple pout or giggle, hearts melt around me faster than ice cream on a hot summer day.

I love using my adorableness to get what I want - whether it's extra dessert or convincing someone to play games with me for hours on end. Being cute definitely has its perks!

The Creepy Side

But beware; lurking behind this facade of innocence is something far more sinister - my creepy side. At any given moment, without warning or provocation (especially if you piss me off), I can transform from sweet angelic Illya-chan into your worst nightmare.

Picture this: one minute we're playing tea party together and laughing like old friends...and then suddenly bam! You'll find yourself questioning your own sanity as I stare at you blankly before whispering in your ear "oni-chan".

Yes indeed - being creepy is all part of my charm! Just when you thought it was safe to let your guard down around an innocent-looking child...

The Little Girl's Desires

While I may have a knack for switching between adorable and creepy, deep down I'm just like any other little girl. And like any other little girl, there are certain desires that burn within me.

The Cut Illya Route

One of my biggest desires is to have the cut Illya route with someone special. You know what I'm talking about - those heartwarming moments where the protagonist falls in love with me and we embark on an epic adventure together.

I yearn for the day when our destinies intertwine; when we can share stolen glances, blush-worthy encounters, and build a bond stronger than steel. Oh, how sweet it would be to experience such a romance!

But alas, finding that perfect person who appreciates both my adorable and creepy sides is no easy task. It requires patience, understanding...and perhaps a touch of madness?

Friendship and Fun

Beyond romantic aspirations lies another desire close to my heart - friendship! Despite all the quirks that come with being me (including occasional horniness), having genuine friends who accept me for who I am brings immense joy into my life.

Whether it's playing games together or simply spending quality time bonding over shared interests (like collecting magical cards), friendships provide warmth in this otherwise chaotic world.

And let's not forget about fun! As much as I enjoy creeping people out or invoking their protective instincts by acting helpless at times (hehe), laughter truly is the best medicine. So whether it's pulling harmless pranks or engaging in silly adventures together, fun always finds its way into our lives!


Being a little girl may seem simple on the surface but trust me when I say there's more than meets the eye. From innocence to creepiness; from adorableness to horniness - every aspect adds color to this intricate tapestry called life as Illyavsiel Von Eiznsbern.

So next time you encounter a little girl like me, remember that beneath the cute exterior lies a world of surprises. Embrace the joys and challenges that come with it, for they are what make us who we truly are.

Sayonara minna-san! Until next time!

Note: This blog post is purely fictional and does not reflect any real-life experiences.