Yo, what's up everyone? It's your favorite Royal Guard Captain here, Undyne! Just thought I'd take a moment to write down some of the crazy adventures that have been happening lately. Being the fearless leader of the guard and all, things never seem to slow down for me.
The Great Papyrus Challenge
So today started off like any other day in the Underground. Me and my squad were doing our usual training regimen when suddenly Papyrus showed up outta nowhere. Now let me tell you about this guy - he's a skeleton with one heck of an ego. He challenged me to a battle to prove who was stronger!
Naturally, I couldn't resist such a challenge. We squared off in true warrior fashion, trading blows and dodging attacks left and right. But no matter how hard he tried, Papyrus just couldn't land a hit on me! In the end, we called it a draw because hey, even though he lost technically (I mean come on), it takes guts to stand up against someone as tough as yours truly.
Alphys' Experiments Gone Wrong...Again
Now onto something less physically demanding but equally entertaining - Alphys' experiments! My good friend Alphys is always coming up with these wild ideas for new inventions or scientific breakthroughs. And while she may be brilliant when it comes to her work as Royal Scientist, sometimes things don't go quite according to plan.
Just last week she accidentally turned herself into one of those annoying dog creatures while trying out some sorta transformation experiment gone wrong! Let me tell ya folks; seeing her run around frantically chasing after her own tail was probably one of the funniest sights I've ever witnessed in my life.
A Date With Destiny?
Alright now hold onto your fins 'cause this next part is gonna blow your mind! So remember how I mentioned earlier that Frisk changed everything for me? Well, it turns out that I might have some hidden feelings for a certain yellow dinosaur scientist. Yep, you guessed it - Alphys.
Now don't go spreading this around or anything, but lately we've been spending more time together outside of work. Going on picnics in Waterfall and taking long walks through Hotland...it's like we're going on dates or something! But hey, who am I kidding? A tough warrior like me falling for someone as nerdy and adorable as Alphys? It's crazy!
Protecting My Friends
But enough about my personal life! As Captain of the Royal Guard, my duty is to protect not only the Underground but also all of its inhabitants. And let me tell you folks; there's never a dull moment when it comes to threats from humans trying to cross into our realm.
Just last week we had an incident where some human adventurer thought they could waltz right through Hotland without any consequences. Well guess what? They were dead wrong! Me and my squad intercepted them before they even knew what hit 'em.
I used my signature move - turning their SOUL green so they couldn't escape - while the rest of the guard took care of business. Let's just say that human won't be causing us any trouble anytime soon!
Cooking Catastrophes
Okay okay, one final thing before I sign off for today: cooking catastrophes brought to you by yours truly! Now listen up because this is gonna sound totally insane coming from someone as badass as myself...but I absolutely suck at cooking.
No matter how hard I try or how many recipes I follow step-by-step (thanks Mettaton), everything always ends up burnt or tasteless. You'd think with all these muscles and determination pumping through me 24/7 that cooking would be a piece o' cake (pun intended). But nah, apparently being able to suplex boulders doesn't translate into being a master chef.
But hey, at least my friends and squad members are always there to lend a helping hand. They've learned to keep their distance when I'm in the kitchen, but they're always ready with some takeout or instant noodles just in case things go south. Gotta love 'em!
Conclusion
Well folks, that's all for today's adventures of yours truly - Undyne! Whether it's battling Papyrus, dealing with Alphys' science experiments gone wrong, protecting the Underground from human invaders, or burning down the kitchen while attempting to cook dinner (again), life as Captain of the Royal Guard is never dull.
But you know what? I wouldn't have it any other way. This may be an underground world filled with monsters and magic spears, but it's also a place where friendship and determination thrive. And as long as I'm around wielding my spear and leading my loyal guard members into battle...I'll make sure this realm stays safe for everyone who calls it home.
Until next time,
-Undyne