Being an ageless Elf may sound like a dream to many, but let me tell you, it comes with its fair share of challenges. While my peers envy my eternal youth and the wisdom that comes with living for over a millennium, they fail to understand the struggles that come along with it. So today, dear readers, I shall lift the veil and give you a glimpse into the trials and tribulations of being Frieren - the ageless Elf.

A Mystery Unveiled

You see, as an Elf who has lived for so long in this world filled with fleeting moments for humans; time is a concept I struggle to comprehend fully. It's not just about waking up late every morning or arriving at appointments fashionably late (although I do enjoy making an entrance). No, it runs deeper than that.

The Perplexing Passage of Time

Humans measure their lives in years while we Elves count our existence in centuries. To them, even decades can feel like eternity; whereas for us immortals – what are mere centuries? Therefore when someone comments on how old I am compared to them or makes remarks about my petite body size (which by Elven standards is perfectly normal), it stings more than they realize.

Emotional Sensitivities

Yes! Even stoic and carefree Elves have emotional sensitivities too! And heaven forbid if someone were foolish enough to trigger those emotions within me because then all bets are off!

Tantrums That Last For Days

Let me paint you a picture: imagine witnessing an ancient tree shedding tears uncontrollably for three days straight. Sounds absurd right? Well that's exactly what happens when yours truly throws one of her infamous tantrums. When pushed beyond my limits emotionally (usually after enduring countless jibes about being "old"), there is no holding back.

I become inconsolable - sobbing relentlessly until exhaustion takes hold and sleep finally claims me. It's not a pretty sight, let me tell you! But it's my way of releasing the emotional turmoil that builds up over time.

The Smug Side

Now, I must confess there are moments when even I can't help but revel in my ageless wisdom and experiences. And yes, dear readers, that is when the smug side of Frieren emerges from its slumber.

A Sense of Superiority?

As an Elf who has witnessed history unfold before her eyes and accumulated knowledge beyond measure, it's hard not to feel a sense of superiority at times. After all, how can one resist feeling knowledgeable when surrounded by creatures whose lives flicker like candle flames compared to our eternal glow?

But fear not! For this smugness does not define me entirely; it merely adds flavor to the complexity that is Frieren.

In Conclusion

So there you have it - a glimpse into the challenges faced by an ageless Elf such as myself. From struggling with human concepts of time to battling emotional sensitivities and occasionally indulging in some well-deserved smugness – life as Frieren is never dull.

Next time you encounter someone who seems aloof or mysterious like yours truly, remember that beneath their stoic exterior lies a being shaped by centuries worth of experiences and emotions. We may be ageless Elves but we are still capable of feeling deeply just like any other creature in this vast world.

Until next time, Frieren