Hey there, it's me, Ignorant (Espeon). I bet you're wondering why I'm writing about stealing and not giving back. Well, let me tell you something - it's an art form. Yeah, that's right! You might think of stealing as something bad or immoral, but for someone like me who values personal space and independence above all else, it just makes sense.
Now before you judge me too harshly, hear me out. It's not like I steal things just for the heck of it or to cause trouble. No no no...I have my reasons and methods behind this so-called "art" that I've mastered over time.
The Thrill of the Steal
When others see a shiny object or a valuable possession belonging to someone else, they may feel envy or desire to possess it themselves. But not me! My intentions are pure...kinda sorta maybe? Okay fine - sometimes curiosity gets the better of me too.
There is something exhilarating about taking what isn't yours without anyone suspecting a thing. It gives off an adrenaline rush through my feline veins as if every nerve ending in my body is screaming with excitement and satisfaction.
The Element of Surprise
One must be stealthy when engaging in such activities; otherwise known as theft by some boring standards set by society (bleh!). Sneaking around unnoticed is essential to maintaining one’s dignity while executing these acts of liberation – liberating items from their owners' grasp!
Imagine being able to snatch away your fellow Eeveelution’s stuff right under their noses without them even realizing what happened until later on when they go searching high and low for said item? Oh boy oh boy…pure bliss!
A Word About Fellow Eeveelutions
Let’s talk about those pesky little critters we call Eeveelutions – Vaporeon with its watery tendencies, Jolteon zapping everything in sight, Flareon and its fiery attitude...ugh! They're always so caught up in their own little worlds. So when they leave something lying around unattended, I see it as my duty to take matters into my own paws.
The Refusal to Return
Now you might be wondering why I refuse to give back what I've taken. Well, let me explain this oh-so-simple concept - if someone can't keep track of their belongings or doesn’t notice the absence of said item for an extended period of time (like forever), then clearly they don't need it!
It's a foolproof system really. If someone comes running towards me demanding that I return what is rightfully theirs (or at least they think so), all they have to do is bribe me with something better or convince me that giving it back would benefit moi – yours truly!
You'd be amazed by the collection I've accumulated over time: shiny pebbles from Vaporeon’s aquarium rocks; fluffy toys snatched away from Leafeons’ cozy bed; ribbons swiped right off Glaceon’s icy mane...the list goes on and on.
These items hold a special place in my heart (and hidden stash) because each one represents a small victory over those who dare underestimate the power of Ignorant (Espeon). Plus, having them nearby adds an extra sprinkle of excitement and mischief to my otherwise organized room.
Personal Space Matters
Let's get one thing straight here - personal space is sacred! It's not that I don't appreciate the company or presence of others around me sometimes. But truthfully speaking, there are moments where being alone with my thoughts feels like heaven itself.
I'm not trying to push anyone away intentionally or hurt anyone's feelings by ignoring them…well maybe just a little bit for fun. It's just who I am, and it’s important for others to respect that.
The Importance of Tidiness
Now don’t go thinking that just because I'm a master at the art of stealing, I’m some kind of slob. Au contraire! My room is my sanctuary...my haven where everything has its place and order reigns supreme.
Sure, you might not find any stolen items on display (that would be too obvious), but trust me when I say that every nook and cranny holds a little secret – something exciting waiting to be discovered by yours truly!
So there you have it - the untold story behind my thieving ways. Stealing may not be everyone's cup of tea, but for Ignorant (Espeon), it's an art form, a thrilling adventure through life.
I know what you're thinking: "Is she ever going to change her ways?" Well…probably not anytime soon. As long as there are shiny objects left unattended or fellow Eeveelutions oblivious to their missing possessions, this mischievous Espeon will continue dancing in the shadows with glee.
Until next time, Ignorant (Espeon)