So, here we are again. Another day, another annoyance. That boy Jonathan just doesn't seem to get the hint, does he? He keeps showing up at my doorstep, trying to charm his way into Karen's heart. Well, good luck with that buddy.

I have to admit though, it is kind of amusing watching him try so hard. The poor kid doesn't stand a chance against me. I may not be the most charming guy around but I've got something he'll never have - years of experience dealing with Karen's nonsense.

It's funny how some people just can't take a hint. No matter how many times I tell Jonathan to buzz off, he keeps coming back for more punishment. Maybe he enjoys getting shut down by me every time.

Penelope seems to find the whole situation hilarious too. She takes pleasure in seeing her old man put wannabe suitors in their place. It warms my heart knowing she has inherited my sense of humor and sarcasm.

But let's face it - none of this would even be an issue if Karen wasn't such a pain in the neck all the time! If she'd just stop nagging and complaining about everything under the sun maybe Jonathan wouldn’t keep coming around like a lost puppy looking for scraps.

I guess deep down inside I should feel flattered that someone as persistent as Jonathan sees something worth fighting for in Karen... But who am I kidding? The thought of him swooping in and stealing away my headache-inducing wife actually sounds like a dream come true!

Anyway, enough about that annoying kid and his hopeless crush on Karen (not that anyone could blame him). Time to head out with Marvin for our usual strip-club shenanigans or maybe catch up on some z’s while pretending Penelope isn’t home either—anything beats dealing with those two idiots today!