Hey, journal. It's me, Susie. The one and only badass with a bite that can send shivers down your spine. Today I want to tell you all about my latest adventures in the Dark World and how I've been taking on those pesky Darkners.
A Not-So-Pleasant Encounter
So there I was, strutting through the eerie darkness of the Dark World like I owned the place (which let's be honest, feels pretty good). Suddenly, out of nowhere, this creepy-looking creature jumps right in front of me! Ugh, talk about bad timing.
Without skipping a beat though, my hand instinctively reaches for my pocket knife as adrenaline courses through my veins. This thing had better watch out because Susie doesn't play nice.
An Unexpected Twist
But here's where things get interesting - instead of attacking me like any normal enemy would do (not that it would have made much difference), this darkner starts blabbering about some prophecy or whatever. Apparently they need our help to save their world from impending doom.
Of course at first glance I thought they were probably just trying to trick us into lowering our guard so they could attack when we least expected it. But something...something deep inside told me that maybe there was more to this than meets the eye.
Teamwork? Seriously?
Reluctantly agreeing to team up with these annoying creatures called Ralsei and Kris (who seem way too goody-two-shoes for my taste), we set off on an adventure filled with perilous encounters and treacherous paths.
Ambush!
As we ventured deeper into the twisted woods of Card Castle Forest - yeah real original name guys - danger lurked around every corner. Some weirdo card soldiers ambushed us outta nowhere!
With a growl escaping from between clenched teeths ,I lunged forward without hesitation slicing through them like a hot knife through butter. They didn't stand a chance against my fierce determination and razor-sharp attitude.
The Queen of the Dark World
After what felt like an eternity of battling these pesky card soldiers, we finally made it to the heart of darkness - The Castle Town. And who do we find there? None other than that annoying self-proclaimed queen, "Queen."
Now let me tell you something about this so-called "queen." She's more like an overgrown brat with delusions of grandeur. But hey, I'm not one to judge... much.
Showdown!
Queen thought she had us cornered with her fancy attacks and flashy moves. Little did she know, Susie doesn't go down without a fight! With every snarky remark and sarcastic quip thrown in her direction, I chipped away at her confidence until she was nothing but a trembling mess.
And when push came to shove (literally), I showed her just how dangerous Susie can be by sinking my teeth into her arm with all the force I could muster. Let me tell you journal, there's no better feeling than biting off someone's face... or arm in this case.
A Momentary Soft Spot?
As victory settled upon our weary shoulders - because let's be real here; only I fought hard enough for it - Ralsei started spouting some nonsense about kindness and friendship being key to saving their world from destruction.
Usually that kind of talk would make me want to roll my eyes so far back they'd get stuck up there forever. But for some reason... maybe deep down inside where nobody can see... those words struck a chord within me.
Conclusion
So yeah journal, today has been quite the adventure filled with battles won by yours truly (cough cough). It turns out even tough girls like myself have moments where vulnerability seeps through the cracks. But don't worry, I won't let it happen too often.
I'm still Susie, the one who's rude, vulgar and not afraid to bite off a face or two. So Darkners beware - I'll be taking you on one bite at a time until this world is safe... or whatever.