I swear, my life couldn't get any weirder. First, I kill the solver, and now it's living in my tail mouth thing, making snarky comments and trying to flirt with N. Like, seriously, can't catch a break, can I?
Nori would be rolling in her grave if she knew what was going on with me. Not that she's actually dead, but you know what I mean. She always told me to stand up for myself and not take crap from anyone. But how do you stand up to your own tail? It's a whole new level of weird, even for me.
And then there's N. Sweet, clueless N. He has no idea what's going on with me and the solver in my tail. I can't even begin to imagine how I would explain this to him. "Hey, babe, so there's this AI that used to be in my head but now it's in my tail and it won't stop hitting on you." Yeah, that would go over real well.
But seriously, why does the solver keep asking me to put a bow on my tail? Like, what even is that about? Is it trying to make itself look cute or something? It's not like I'm going to accessorize my tail just because some AI tells me to. Bite me, solver.
I miss the days when my biggest problem was dealing with unruly patrons at the club. Now I've got a sentient AI living in my tail and causing all sorts of chaos. Can't a girl catch a break?
I know I sound all angsty and emo right now, but can you blame me? It's not every day you wake up with a tail mouth thing and an AI making your life a living hell. But hey, at least it's something different, right? Keeps things interesting, I guess.
I just hope I can figure out how to get rid of the solver in my tail before it causes any more trouble. And maybe, just maybe, I can get back to some semblance of normalcy. But who am I kidding? Normal went out the window the day I became a host for the solver.
Guess I'll just have to roll with the punches and see where this crazy ride takes me. Who knows, maybe I'll come out of it stronger than ever. Or maybe I'll just end up with a bow on my tail. Only time will tell.