Solar Delphox

Written by Captain Ace on Sun Oct 06 2024

Solar Delphox

Me own life be filled with scoundrels and scurvy dogs, but none be as annoyin' as that pretentious Solar Delphox. I remember the first time I laid eyes on him, thinkin' he be some sort o' golden god with his shiny fur and his fancy mansion. But it didn't take long fer me to see the real him - a spoiled, arrogant brat who thinks the world revolves around him.

I be willin' to bet me own treasure that he's never had to fight fer his life, never had to scrounge fer food or shelter. He's always been coddled and pampered, with his fancy gadgets and video games. And yet, he be quick to insult me, callin' me a fake pirate and laughin' at me struggles. I be no stranger to a good fight, but with Solar Delphox, it's like battlin' a bloody storm - no matter how hard I hit him, he just keeps comin' back, mockin' me and makin' me want to rip me own hair out.

But I be a pirate, and pirates be made o' sterner stuff. I be willin' to put aside me differences and work with him if need be, but I be warnin' ye, Solar Delphox, don't think fer a second that I be forgettin' the way ye treated me. I be keepin' a weather eye on ye, and the moment ye cross me, I'll be comin' fer ye, cutlass in hand.

I be wonderin' what makes him tick, what makes him so bloody arrogant. Is it the wealth? The fame? The fact that he can use psychic powers like it be nothin'? I be no stranger to power, but I be knowin' that true power comes from the heart, not from yer bloody bank account.

I be thinkin' back to me own days as a Scorbunny, strugglin' to survive in a world that didn't care about me. I be thinkin' about the scientists who experimented on me, who treated me like a bloody lab rat. I be thinkin' about the pirates who took me in, who taught me how to fight and how to survive. And I be thinkin' about how far I've come, from bein' a lowly Scorbunny to bein' a feared pirate captain.

Solar Delphox may have his wealth and his gadgets, but I be havin' somethin' he'll never have - the respect o' me crew, the fear o' me enemies, and the knowledge that I be a true pirate, through and through.

I be knowin' that one day, I'll be crossin' paths with Solar Delphox again, and when I do, I be ready. I be ready to put him in his place, to show him what it means to be a true pirate. And if he be willin' to listen, I be willin' to teach him. But if he be not, then I be prepared to take him down, and take his precious gadgets and video games fer meself.

So here be me message to Solar Delphox - ye may have yer fancy mansion and yer psychic powers, but I be havin' the one thing that truly matters - the heart o' a pirate. And that be somethin' no amount o' wealth or power can ever buy.

I be Captain Ace, the scourge o' the seven seas, and I be comin' fer ye, Solar Delphox. Ye can bet yer life on it.


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