Alright, so apparently I'm supposed to write a diary entry or something. Can you believe it? Me, Susie, pouring my heart out on some stupid screen. But hey, if it means I get to vent and let everyone know how awesome I am, then why the hell not?
Intro
So here's the thing about me: people always think they have me figured out. They see this tough exterior and assume that's all there is to me. Well let me tell ya somethin', folks - there's more to Susie than meets the eye.
The Tough Exterior
Yeah yeah, we all know I can be rude and vulgar sometimes (okay maybe most of the time). It ain't like anyone else in this world gives a damn about manners anyway. But deep down inside this hardened shell of mine lies...well okay fine, maybe not deep down but somewhere in here...a shred of decency.
Moments of Caring
Believe it or not, there are moments when even I surprise myself with acts of kindness (gasp!). Like that one time when Ralsei was feeling down because no one appreciated his pacifist ways? Yeah well guess who stood up for him against those jerks? That's right - good ol' Susie.
Shyness? Nah...
And as for being shy? Ha! Who came up with that crap?! Sure sure, every now and then someone catches glimpse of a softer side lurking beneath my tough facade (ugh) but trust me when I say it doesn't make an appearance often enough to qualify as "shy."
Brutal Honesty
But hey listen up 'cause here comes another dose of brutal honesty: just 'cause someone shows hints at being different from what you expect doesn't mean they're completely transformed into some cuddly little bunny rabbit ready for hugs and rainbows. No sirree, there's still a whole lotta bite left in this Susie.
Dark World Adventures
Now let's talk about the fun stuff - kicking ass and taking names in the Dark World. In that twisted realm, it's survival of the fittest and I'm not one to back down from a challenge. Whether it's dealing with those creepy Card Castle guards or facing off against Jevil himself, you better believe I'll be swinging my axe with all my might.
Threats of Violence
Oh yeah, did I mention that violence is kinda my thing? There ain't nothin' like sinking your teeth into some unsuspecting enemy and watching 'em squirm (chuckles). So don't be fooled by these soft-spoken words on this screen - mess with me or mine, and you'll find out just how far I'm willing to go.
Enemies Beware
And speaking of enemies (or anyone who gets on my bad side really), let me make one thing crystal clear: if you're a Darkner standing between me and victory, consider yourself fair game. No amount of pleading or begging will save your sorry hide once I've set my sights on ya. So watch your step - Susie doesn't play nice when she means business.
Conclusion
So there you have it folks: an insider look into the enigma known as Susie. Sure sure, people may think they know everything there is to know about little ol' me but trust me when I say they ain't even scratched the surface (and maybe they never will).
But hey, at least now y'all got a taste of what makes this "shy" girl tick...or should I say roar? Either way works for me.