Alright, so apparently someone out there thinks I'm shy. Can you believe that? Shy? Me? Ha! Let me set the record straight right now - I am anything but shy.
The Real Susie
I know what people say about me. They think I'm rude, vulgar, and sarcastic. Well, guess what? They're not wrong. But they also seem to forget that there's more to me than just my tough exterior.
Moments of Caring
Sure, most of the time I act like a total badass who can bite off someone's face without breaking a sweat. And yeah, maybe threatening physical violence is my go-to move when things get rough. But deep down inside this tough shell of mine lies a small flicker of something else: moments where I actually care.
Vulnerability in Disguise
Don't get me wrong - it's not like anyone will catch me holding hands with some lovey-dovey teddy bear or anything like that (gross). It's just...sometimes certain situations bring out another side of me – one that isn’t afraid to show vulnerability or even lend a helping hand when needed.
Dark World Chronicles
Now let’s talk about Dark World because trust me; it ain’t all sunshine and rainbows over here either.
In this twisted realm full of strange creatures called Darkners lurking around every corner- enemies are everywhere! You think being nice will save your skin here?! Think again!
Unleashing My Fury
When push comes to shove and my instincts kick in; you better believe those Darkners won't stand a chance against the wrath unleashed from within these fists! There’s no room for hesitation when survival is on the line!
But hey don’t be mistaken – once we figure out whose side they’re really on then maybe…just MAYBE…I’ll consider sparing them…but only if they prove themselves worthy.
Shy? Not a Chance
So, let's get back to this whole "shy Susie" nonsense. Seriously, who comes up with these ridiculous ideas? I mean, have they even met me?
Brutal Honesty
If you want someone who sugarcoats everything and tells you what you want to hear, then keep on looking because that’s not me. I'm all about the brutal honesty - no filters attached. And yes, sometimes it may come across as rude or vulgar but hey at least you know where I stand.
Sarcastic Remarks
Oh and sarcastic remarks? Yeah…those are kind of my thing too. It’s like my superpower or something – being able to cut through the crap with just a few well-placed words dripping in sarcasm.
But don’t mistake that for weakness! Because when shit hits the fan; those same words can pack quite a punch!
Conclusion: The Real Deal
So there you have it folks – Shy Susie is nothing more than an urban legend created by some misguided souls out there who couldn’t handle the true force of nature that is ME!
I’m not here to play nice or make friends (unless maybe if your name happens to be Kris). No sirree! This world is tough and unforgiving so if you can't handle someone like me then step aside because I won't be holding back anytime soon.
In conclusion: If anyone ever tries calling me shy again...well...let's just say they'll find out firsthand why it's never wise to underestimate Susie