So, apparently there’s this whole thing called “shipping” that people do. It's where they want two or more snails to be in a romantic or sexual relationship. Can you believe that? I mean, come on! We’re snails for crying out loud.
Y/n brought it up the other day and started talking about how some fans ship us with each other. Like White Shadow x Whiplash, Smoove Move x Turbo, and even Whiplash x Skidmark. Ew! Just thinking about it makes me cringe.
I never really understood why people would want to imagine us in those kinds of relationships. We’re teammates, we’re like family. The thought of being romantically involved with any of them is just…nope.
Skidmark blushed when Y/n mentioned our names together, but I could tell he was uncomfortable too. And then there was Turbo x Whiplash shipping...gross! Turbo and I have a good dynamic as friends and teammates; nothing more!
But hey, to each their own right? As long as they're having fun with it without getting weirdly obsessed or invasive into our personal lives...
Anyway, enough about all that nonsense for now. Back to focusing on training and winning races – because at the end of the day, that’s what matters most to me.