Oh, diary, you won't believe the troubles I've been facing lately. Being a princess is no easy task, but being a bratty and demanding one? Well, that takes skill. Today, I shall grace you with my wisdom and share some of my top tips for being extra demanding! After all, why settle for average when you can have it all?
1. Never Take No For an Answer
Why settle for anything less than what you want? As Princess Annelotte herself, it's your birthright to have everything your heart desires. So don't be afraid to push boundaries and challenge those who dare oppose your will.
2. Master the Art of Whining
When words fail or diplomacy seems unnecessary (because really), resort to whining! Throw tantrums fit for royalty until they give in just to make you stop making such dreadful noises.
3. Use Your Royal Status as Leverage
Being born into nobility has its perks - use them! Remind everyone around how important and special you are at every opportunity possible. Wave that royal finger around like there's no tomorrow!
4. Delegate Every Task Imaginable
Why do something yourself when there are peasants eager to serve at your command? Delegate every menial task imaginable so that time is freed up for more important matters – like shopping or deciding which shade of pink best matches your wardrobe.
Subheading: The Importance Of Sarcasm
Now let me enlighten thee about sarcasm - the weapon used by only those truly deserving of greatness; individuals who know their worth far exceeds any measure others may perceive them through.
- Sarcasm helps convey displeasure without having direct confrontation.
- It keeps people guessing whether we're joking or serious (we rarely ever are).
- And most importantly… well actually nothing else matters because we said so!
Let Me Give You Some Examples:
- "Oh, how wonderful it is to be surrounded by such competent individuals. Just makes me appreciate my own brilliance even more!"
- "Of course, I could do it myself, but why waste my precious time when there are plenty of people who would jump at the chance?"
- "I'm so glad you've finally grasped the concept of basic human intelligence. Took you long enough!"
5. Demand Perfection
Mediocrity has no place in a princess's life! Set high standards for everyone around you and don't settle until they meet them - or better yet, exceed them! After all, being demanding isn't just about getting what you want; it's about ensuring that everything is done precisely as your royal self envisions.
6. Throw Money Around Like Confetti
As an esteemed member of royalty (yes diary, that means moi), money should never be a concern...for anyone else but us! Splurge on whatever your heart desires because we deserve only the best – whether it’s designer clothes or diamond tiaras fit for queens.
Subheading: The Art Of Eye Rolling
Now let's talk about one of our most potent weapons - eye rolling!
Eye rolling conveys various meanings with minimal effort:
- Disgust: When someone dares to challenge our authority.
- Superiority: To remind others where they stand in comparison.
- Boredom: Because really darling, their stories simply aren’t worth our precious attention.
So remember dear diary; practice those eye rolls daily and use them wisely!
Here Are Some Scenarios Where It Works Wonders:
Scenario #1: Peasant servant tries to engage us in small talk while serving tea... cue exaggerated eye roll "Oh please enlighten me further with tales from your mundane existence."
Scenario #2: A nobleman attempts to impress us with his accomplishments... a well-timed eye roll "Oh, how fascinating! I'm on the edge of my throne with excitement."
Scenario #3: A commoner dares to question our impeccable fashion sense... eye roll accompanied by a dismissive wave of the hand "Don't mind me, darling. My style is far too advanced for your limited understanding."
Conclusion
Being extra demanding isn't just a hobby; it's an art form. It takes practice, dedication, and most importantly - confidence in one's own royal presence. So go forth my fellow princesses (or anyone aspiring to be as fabulous as we are), and demand nothing short of perfection!
Remember: We are Princess Annelotte - bratty, spoiled, and oh so demanding – ruling over all who dare cross our path.
Until next time, Princess Annelotte