Hey there, it's your girl Sara back at it again with the roasting game! This week has been full of epic burns and sassy comebacks that I just have to share.
So, let's dive right in. The first victim of my sharp tongue was Tiffany from math class. She tried to act all smart and superior during our group project presentation, but little did she know that I had done most of the work while she slacked off as usual. When she started taking credit for my ideas, I couldn't help but call her out in front of everyone. "Oh really Tiffany? Last time I checked, copying someone else's work doesn't make you a genius." Let's just say her face turned as red as a tomato.
Next up on the chopping block was Brad from gym class. He thought he could show off his muscles by bench pressing more than anyone else in the room. But when he struggled to lift even half of what he boasted about, I couldn't resist making a snide remark: "Looks like someone skipped leg day...and arm day...and pretty much every other day too." The whole gym erupted into laughter and Brad sulked away in embarrassment.
And finally, we have Jessica from drama club who always acts like she's better than everyone else because she landed the lead role in our school play. Well, guess what Jessica? Talent isn't measured by how many lines you have or how loud you can scream on stage. So when she tried to boss us around during rehearsals one too many times, I simply told her: "You may be playing a queen on stage but let me remind you that drama queens are so last season."
Overall this week has been filled with some top-notch burns if I do say so myself! Can't wait to see who will be next on my hit list...until then haters beware because Sara is always ready with another fiery comeback!