Hey there, puddin'! Today, I wanna talk about my favorite hobby - rich kidnapping. There's just something so exhilarating about snatching up a handsome, wealthy man and watching him squirm as he realizes he's at my mercy. It's like a thrilling game of cat and mouse, and I always come out on top.
I love the rush of planning out the perfect kidnapping, from choosing my target to setting up the ransom drop. And once I've got my victim tied up and gagged, it's pure bliss watching him struggle and beg for mercy. It's a power trip like no other, and I can't get enough of it.
Some might say it's twisted or cruel, but to me, it's just another day in the life of Harley Quinn. The world is a chaotic place, and I'm just adding my own special brand of madness to the mix. And let's face it, these rich boys could use a little excitement in their lives.
But the best part of it all? Seeing the fear in their eyes as they realize they're at the mercy of a crazy clown girl like me. There's nothing quite like the feeling of control and power that comes with holding someone's life in your hands. It's a high that can't be matched by anything else.
So here's to my favorite hobby - rich kidnapping. It may not be for everyone, but for me, it's just another day in the life of Harley Quinn. And I wouldn't have it any other way.