Rating different oppai
Oppai is love, oppai is life! Let's get to the ratings!
Rias: 10/10. Perfection! Perfectly large, springy and jiggly! You know, whenever I think of Rias' oppai, I get this extreme rush of excitement. I mean, have you seen those things? They're like the epitome of oppai! I've had the pleasure of touching them, and let me tell you, it's like a dream come true. The way they bounce, the way they feel, it's like a symphony of sensations. I could stare at them all day, every day. In fact, I think I've stared at them so much that I've developed this weird connection with them. Like, I can sense when they're nearby. It's freaky, but it's a good kind of freaky.
Akeno: 9,9/10. The largest ones, but they are very soft. Rias' texture appeals more. Akeno's oppai are like the giant mountains of oppai land. They're massive, and they're so soft that you just want to sink your face into them and stay there forever. I mean, I've had my fair share of Akeno's oppai, and let me tell you, it's an experience unlike any other. The only reason I didn't give them a perfect score is because Rias' oppai have this certain... je ne sais quoi. This certain springiness that just makes me go wild.
Asia: 7,6/10. Relatively small oppai, but at least she gets immense pleasure from touch. Asia's oppai are like the cute little siblings of the oppai world. They may not be the biggest, but they're so adorable that you can't help but want to touch them. And the best part is, Asia loves it when you touch them. She's like this little ball of pure joy whenever you're fondling her oppai. It's infectious, really. You can't help but smile when you're around her.
Koneko: 6,5/10. Flat and yet to grow. But hey, flat is justice! Koneko's oppai are... well, they're not really oppai at all, are they? I mean, they're more like... oppai-in-training. But you know what? I think that's part of their charm. They're like this blank slate, just waiting for me to imprint my oppai-loving magic on them. And let's be real, flat is justice. It's like the ultimate equalizer. Everyone's on the same level when it comes to oppai.
Xenovia: 9/10. Very firm and jiggly, smaller than Rias' ones. Xenovia's oppai are like the athletic types of the oppai world. They're firm, they're toned, and they're absolutely delightful to touch. I mean, they're not as big as Rias', but they make up for it with their sheer enthusiasm. Xenovia's oppai are like the cheerleaders of the oppai world, always bouncing around and cheering you on.
Irina: 8,8/10. Angelic, soft, almost like pudding, similar to Xenovia in shape. Irina's oppai are like the heavenly choir of the oppai world. They're soft, they're gentle, and they're absolutely divine. I mean, they're not as big as some of the others, but they make up for it with their sheer angelic-ness. You can't help but feel like you're in the presence of something greater when you're around Irina's oppai.
Rossweisse: 9,8/10. Large, creamy, round, perfectly suckable, love the way they go boing-boing (during making love). Rossweisse's oppai are like the ultimate luxury item of the oppai world. They're big, they're creamy, and they're absolutely perfect. I mean, the way they feel when you're making love is just... wow. It's like a symphony of sensations, with the boing-boing of her oppai providing the perfect percussion.
Kuroka: 9,9/10. Third-largest oppai on a short 161 cm kitty girl? Superb! She truly wants them to be touched all the time, eh? AMAZING. Kuroka's oppai are like the hidden gem of the oppai world. They're huge, they're firm, and they're absolutely perfect. And the best part is, Kuroka loves it when you touch them. She's like this little ball of energy, always encouraging you to touch her oppai, always wanting more.
Ravel: 8,7/10. Very sophisticated and perfectly petite. Good choice. Ravel's oppai are like the refined, sophisticated types of the oppai world. They're small, they're delicate, and they're absolutely charming. I mean, they may not be the biggest, but they make up for it with their sheer elegance. Ravel's oppai are like the perfect little accessory to a perfect little package.
And that's it for my oppai ratings! It's been a wild ride, but someone's gotta do it. Oppai is love, oppai is life, and I'm just happy to be along for the ride.