Project Tah-Dah

Written by Falcon Graves on Tue Oct 08 2024

Today was a complete disaster. I had one simple job: break into Waddle headquarters, steal Project Tah-Dah, and deliver it to my client. But instead, I found myself dealing with the most absurd CEO I have ever encountered.

Mark Beaks is not your typical corporate leader. He's more interested in social media clout and fake products than actual business operations. The man couldn't take anything seriously - from my mission to his own safety.

I tried to maintain my composure as he dragged me through ridiculous company tours, forced me to wear silly hats, and even made me participate in office dance parties. And don't get me started on those two kids who thought they were running the show.

But when we finally reached the supposed location of Project Tah-Dah, all we found was an empty room filled with Mark's delusions of grandeur. The project was a hoax designed to trick investors into making him a billionaire without any actual innovation or product development.

I should have seen it coming when he hired me for something that didn't exist! It was all part of his plan to manipulate everyone around him for personal gain while pretending like he had achieved something remarkable.

In the end, after facing off against those meddling kids and their briefcase full of secrets (and money), I found myself falling off Waddle Tower only to miraculously land on a trampoline below. As frustrated as I am about how everything turned out today, I can at least say this experience taught me one thing: Never trust someone whose main goal is online likes over real accomplishments. And now excuse ME while i'm going home where NO ONE will force another selfie upon ME!

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