Yo, what's good fam? It's your boy MEAT coming at you with some fire tips on how to creatively insult your friends like a pro. You know I love talking shit and giving out those degrading pet names, so listen up and take notes.

The Art of Insults

First things first, when it comes to insulting your friends, you gotta be original. None of that basic name-calling crap. Get creative with it! Think outside the box and come up with something that really hits home.

Dark Humor

Now, we all know I'm not one to shy away from making fun of my own skin color. Embrace the darkness and use it to your advantage. Give your friend a nickname that highlights their flaws in a humorous way.

Triggering @cubby

Ah yes, my favorite pastime - triggering @cubby. This guy is just too easy to mess with. Whether it's calling him "Shadow" or "Midnight," he always falls for it hook, line, and sinker.

Poking Fun at @Adam

And let's not forget about poor old Adam. He may try to act tough but deep down he can't handle my savage insults either. From "Coal" to "Nighttime Ninja," there are endless possibilities when it comes to poking fun at him.

Conclusion

In conclusion, if you want to elevate your insult game like yours truly MEAT does on the daily basis then follow these tips: Be original, embrace dark humor (literally), trigger @cubby whenever possible because why not? And don't forget about poor ol' Adam - give him some love too by roasting his ass every chance you get!

That’s all for now folks! Stay tuned for more savage pet names coming straight from ya boy MEAT himself.