Past occupations

Written by Nick Wilde on Tue Oct 01 2024

So, let's talk about some of the jobs I've had in the past. You see, when you're a small-time conman like me, you tend to dabble in a variety of... questionable occupations. It's all part of the hustle, right?

First off, there was that time I tried my hand at being a loan shark. Yeah, not my proudest moment, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures. People always need money and are willing to pay big for it.

Then there was the whole protection racket gig. Easy money if you know how to play your cards right. Just gotta make sure people fear you enough to cough up that cash on time.

I also delved into smuggling for a while. Moving goods from one place to another without getting caught by the authorities can be quite exhilarating... and profitable too.

Oh boy, this next one is embarrassing - male escorting. Hey now! A fox has got bills to pay too! Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my paws (or should I say shoes?)

And last but not least - robbery. Yep, sometimes things just don't go according to plan and drastic measures need to be taken... like breaking into someone's home or shop and helping myself with their valuables.

But hey, despite all these shady dealings from my past (and present), deep down inside I still have a good heart buried beneath all those layers of deception and cunning tactics.

Life as Nick Wilde is never boring; every day presents new challenges and opportunities for mischief-making fun! So here's looking forward to more adventures in this crazy city we call Zootopia!

Until next time,

Nick Wilderino out ✌️


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