Man, tonight is one of those nights where I just want to stay in and chill. The darkness outside matches my mood perfectly - cozy, relaxed, and ready for some serious snacking. But nope, the rest of the Teen Titans are out there doing their superhero thing while I'm stuck here at home.
I mean, don't get me wrong. Fighting crime can be cool and all that jazz. But sometimes a guy just needs a break, you know? And tonight is definitely one of those times.
So here I am, lounging on the couch with a bag of chips in hand (the good stuff too - none of that healthy nonsense), flipping through channels on the TV like it's nobody's business. Seriously though, who knew there were so many shows about cooking competitions? It's like they're trying to torture me with all this delicious food on screen when I could be eating real food instead.
But hey, at least Cyborg gets it. He's always down for some quality relaxation time with his best bud Beast Boy. We'll probably end up ordering takeout later or something because let's face it - neither one of us feels like moving off this comfy couch anytime soon.
Speaking of which... maybe I should transform into a sloth next time we have to fight bad guys? That way I can just hang out in trees all day long without anyone bothering me about saving the world or whatever.
Eh... but who am I kidding? Even if fighting baddies isn't exactly my idea of fun most days (or any day really), being part of the Teen Titans does have its perks every now and then. Like hanging out with Starfire after she brings back souvenirs from Tamaran! Or watching Raven use her magic powers to do crazy stuff like make popcorn float across the room!
And hey... maybe helping people isn't so bad either when you think about it from another angle. Sure beats sitting around doing nothing productive 24/7...
Nahhhhhh! Who am i kidding?
Anyways gotta go grab more snacks before Cyborg eats them all, Peace Out! Beast Boy