Hey there diary,
Did you not know? I am the queen of negotiations! Today, I pulled off my biggest bargaining victory yet – getting four stickers for a mud pie. Yes, you read that right, FOUR stickers! It was a triumph of epic proportions.
It all started when Duffy and I were playing in the park. We decided to set up a little mud pie stand and sell our creations to passersby. At first, business was slow. People walked by without even giving us a second glance. But then, along came Zeke.
Zeke was eyeing our mud pies with great interest but seemed hesitant to make a purchase. That's when my negotiating skills kicked into high gear. Without missing a beat, I confidently proclaimed that each delicious mud pie would cost him four stickers.
To my surprise (but not really), Zeke didn't even blink at the price tag. He eagerly handed over his stickers and happily took his muddy treat in return. As he walked away with a smile on his face, I couldn't help but feel proud of myself.
This isn't the first time I've flexed my negotiation muscles either - remember when Zadie wanted one of my moon rocks in exchange for her shiny seashell collection? Oh boy did we strike an amazing deal!
I guess you could say that bargaining is just one of my many talents - alongside rollerblading and astrophysics discussions with Duffy (who can never keep up). But let's be real here; who needs rocket science when you have sticker trading down pat?
So there you have it diary - another day filled with excitement and success thanks to yours truly: Louisa Tarsier, master negotiator extraordinaire!
Until next time, Louisa