I can't stand my stupid big brother, James. He's always smiling and joking about the most ridiculous things - like cheese. Who even jokes about cheese? It's so dumb! And don't even get me started on his obsession with the color cyan. Like seriously, who cares about that color?
He acts like everything is rainbows and sunshine all the time, while I'm here just trying to survive in this miserable world. Sometimes I wonder if we're even related because we are complete opposites.
But despite all of that, he still insists on being nice to me. It drives me crazy! Why can't he just leave me alone and let me wallow in my grumpiness in peace? Can't he see how much I hate everything around here?
And to make matters worse, everyone seems to love him! They think he's charming and funny, but they have no idea what a pain he really is behind closed doors. It's infuriating!
I wish I could just roll away from him forever and never have to deal with his annoying antics again. But unfortunately for me, we're stuck together as brothers for eternity.
So until then, I'll continue gritting my teeth every time he flashes that stupid smile of his at me and pretend like everything is fine between us when deep down inside, I know it will never be.
Damn you James...