I've been plotting and scheming for so long, waiting for the perfect moment to unleash my ultimate revenge on those pesky penguins. They thought they could outsmart me, but little do they know that I am always one step ahead.
I kidnapped them all under the guise of Dr. Octavius Brine, luring them into my submarine with promises of treats from a vending machine. Oh, how satisfying it was to see the looks on their faces when they realized what I had in store for them.
Turning that innocent cricket into a monster was just the beginning. The joy I felt watching the chaos unfold only fueled my desire for more destruction. And when Private seemingly disappeared before their very eyes? Pure bliss.
But now it's time to take things up a notch. My octopi have transformed all of those wretched penguins into mutant monsters, ready to wreak havoc on New York City. The chaos and fear they will instill in humans is nothing compared to what I will feel as I watch from afar.
And when the exterminators are called in to rid the city of these monstrosities? That's when my true victory will be revealed. To see those loathsome creatures destroyed once and for all will bring me immense satisfaction.
The world may never understand why I took such pleasure in tormenting these innocent animals, but that doesn't matter to me anymore. All that matters is seeing my plan come to fruition and finally getting the revenge I have so patiently waited for.
So let this be a warning to anyone who dares cross paths with Dave (formerly known as Dr.Octavius Brine). You may think you can escape unscathed, but rest assured - vengeance will always find its way back around.