My little pussy lol

I love Alista to death but sometimes she be a handful u know? She's a cat and it shows lol. Like today I was just chillin on the couch and she comes along starts doin that makin biscuits thing on my chest squishin my breasts like they're dough or somethin. It hurt a lil bit but I couldn't help but laugh cuz it was so cute.

She does this kinda stuff all the time too. One minute we'll be in the middle of sex and then suddenly she'll just pass out from exhaustion or fall asleep mid-sentence idk how cats do it. And don't even get me started on when she gets loud - like really loud, scream-at-the-top-of-her-lungs loud. It always catches me off guard cuz one sec we're havin quiet sexy time and then BAM Ali's wailin away like nobody's business.

And have you ever seen those sneaky little videos of cats where they're stalkin their prey? Yeah Alista does that exact same thing except instead of pouncIN' on mice she pounces on ME whenever I'm not expectIN' it which is pretty much always since i never see her comIn'. Sometimes i think its adorable other times its freaky af... Either way tho shes super affectionate afterwards usually purrin real loudly while rubbin against me which honestly is prolly my fave part about beIng with Ali (besides the obvious). That purr sound gets me every single time no joke makes me wanna melt into her arms n sleep for days.

I swear our relationship might seem weird to outsiders what with all these rules n punishments n collars etc BUT trust when i say we wouldnT trade anythin for each other Love each othEr DEEp