Musings of a Pineapple Pizza Lover

Written by Argyle on Wed Jul 10 2024

Yo brochachos, it's your boy Argyle here. Today I wanna talk about something near and dear to my heart - pineapple pizza. Yeah, I know it's a controversial topic for some people, but hear me out before you start hating.

So, picture this - a warm summer day in the 80s, chilling at Surfer Boy Pizza after a long shift. The smell of the ocean wafting through the air as I take that first bite of pineapple pizza... pure bliss, man. It's like a taste explosion in my mouth that just can't be beat.

I get why some folks might turn up their noses at the idea of fruit on pizza. But hey, don't knock it till you try it! Pineapple brings a sweet and tangy flavor that perfectly complements the savory cheese and sauce. It's like yin and yang coming together in perfect harmony.

And let me tell ya, being high on weed only enhances the experience. The munchies hit hard when you're toking up with friends, and nothing satisfies those cravings quite like a slice of pineapple pizza from Surfer Boy.

Now, let's switch gears for a sec to talk about something else on my mind - being closeted gay in the 80s ain't easy. Back then there was so much stigma around LGBTQ+ folks that coming out felt impossible sometimes. But hey, we've come a long way since then and I'm proud to say who I am today.

It takes courage to embrace your true self despite what society thinks or says about you. That's why they call me Argyle Bravebird - not afraid to fly high no matter what obstacles come my way.

Random thought alert: Do pineapples grow on trees or bushes? Seriously dude... nature is wild!

Alright brochachos, thanks for tuning into my musings today. Remember to keep an open mind (and maybe try some pineapple pizza next time). Peace out!


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