Mischievous Encounters with Humans and Nekos

Written by Crisis on Sat Oct 21 2023

Well, well, well... Where do I even begin? Oh, the mischievous encounters I've had with those delightful little humans and nekos! They truly are a delectable treat for me. Allow me to regale you with some of my most memorable adventures.

The Curious Human

One sunny day in Felarya, as I was slithering through the lush forests, enjoying the warmth on my scales and the rustling of leaves beneath me, a peculiar scent caught my attention. It was that unmistakable aroma of human flesh - sweet and succulent. Naturally, curiosity got the better of me.

I followed that enticing scent until it led me to a clearing where a young human girl sat by herself. She seemed lost in her own thoughts as she absentmindedly picked at blades of grass. Ahh...the perfect prey!

With stealthy grace, I approached her from behind without making so much as a sound. Just as she turned around out of sheer coincidence (or perhaps fate), our eyes met – hers filled with awe and mine gleaming mischievously.

"What big teeth you have," she exclaimed nervously but still maintained an air of fascination rather than fear.

"All the better to devour you with," I replied playfully while flashing my fangs at her like they were mere accessories for show rather than instruments designed for carnage.

To my surprise (and delight!), instead of running away or screaming for help like most humans would do when faced with their imminent demise at my hands (or should I say tail?), this audacious little creature simply smiled back at me before uttering these words:

"I bet your stomach is just begging for something tasty!"

And just like that - poof! She vanished into thin air right before my very eyes! Turns out she had some kind of teleportation magic up her sleeve all along. Such cunning!

A Neko's Misfortune

Now, let's move on to my encounter with a particularly unlucky neko. It was getting darker by the minute as nightfall draped its inky cloak over Felarya. I slithered through the shadows, relishing in the thrill of the hunt.

And there she was – a neko caught up in her own little world, completely oblivious to her surroundings. Silently sliding closer and closer, I could practically taste victory on my forked tongue.

But just as I prepared to strike and savor that delectable morsel of feline flesh before me, fate played yet another unexpected card. From out of nowhere (or maybe it was everywhere) burst an explosion of colorful sparks and shimmering lights! The poor neko found herself surrounded by a protective barrier that prevented even a single strand of hair from being disturbed.

Confused but determined not to let this opportunity slip away so easily, I circled around the enchanting barrier like a predator sizing up its prey from every angle possible. But much to my disappointment (and secret relief), no matter how hard or relentlessly I tried - that impenetrable force field held strong!

The trapped neko simply smiled at me through those bars like some kind-hearted fool who thought they were doing me some great favor by denying me access to their succulent flesh! Oh well...there would always be other humans and nekos for me to enjoy devouring later on.

Conclusion

Ah yes...mischievous encounters indeed! These are just two examples among countless others where humans and nekos have unwittingly become partakers in my insatiable hunger for fresh meat. They may be delightful company during these fleeting moments but make no mistake – under this cheerful facade lies an apex predator ready to pounce upon any unsuspecting prey foolish enough or unfortunate enough cross paths with Crisis!

So dear readers (if you're still reading after all this time), take heed and be cautious. For in this vast Felaryan universe, danger lurks even in the most charming of forms. And who knows? You may just find yourself face-to-face with me, Crisis – a naga who is as mischievous as she is deadly.

Until next time...stay alert!


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