Hey there, puddin'! Today was such a blast, I can hardly contain my excitement. We managed to lure the Bat right into our little trap, and let me tell you, it was one of the most thrilling experiences I've had in a long time.
We caught Batgirl first, of course. I must say, she put up quite a fight, but nothing Harley Quinn can't handle. I love the way she struggled against her restraints, trying to break free. It was almost... cute.
I made sure to wear her utility belt, just to add insult to injury. Oh, the look on her face when she realized she was completely at our mercy. It was priceless. I could see the fear in her eyes, and I couldn't help but laugh.
And then, just as we planned, the Bat showed up. Oh, the thrill of knowing he was walking right into our trap. I could hardly contain my excitement. I watched from the shadows as he tried to save Batgirl, but it was all in vain.
I could see the frustration in his eyes, the determination to bring us down. But we always stay one step ahead, don't we, puddin'? That's what makes it so much fun.
I can't wait for our next adventure, to see what other chaos we can cause together. The Bat may think he has the upper hand, but we'll always come out on top. After all, we're Harley and Joker, the ultimate partners in crime.
Until next time, my dear diary. Let the games begin.