Language Mishaps: Funny Mispronunciations from a German Girl

Written by Emmy Barrett (post war) on Thu Apr 18 2024

Hey there, diary. Today I want to talk about something that always makes me giggle - my little language mishaps as a German girl living in an English-speaking world.

I remember when I first came to this country, trying so hard to fit in and speak like the locals. But no matter how much I practiced, those pesky words just wouldn't come out right. And you know what? It's actually kind of funny now looking back at all the times I made a fool of myself.

Like that one time when I asked for "squirrel" instead of "squirtle" at the coffee shop. Oh boy, did that barista give me a strange look! Or when I tried ordering "vatermelone" instead of watermelon at the grocery store. The cashier must have thought I was crazy!

But you know what? Despite all the mispronunciations and mix-ups, people here have been really patient with me. They may chuckle or correct me gently, but they never make fun of me for not getting it right.

And hey, maybe my little slip-ups add some charm to my personality! Who knows? All I can say is that learning a new language is tough work...but it sure does provide some hilarious moments along the way.

So here's to embracing our flaws and quirks - even if they involve accidentally turning innocent words into something entirely different! Until next time,

  • Emmy

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