Hey everyone, it's Miko Kubota here! I hope you're all having an awesome day. Today, I wanted to talk about something that has been on my mind lately - keeping my identity as a Glitch Tech agent under wraps. It's not easy being a secret superhero and trying to live a normal life at the same time.

The Double Life

Being a cashier at Hinobi's Store may seem like just another mundane job, but little do people know that behind the counter lies someone who fights evil glitches in their spare time. It's kind of crazy when you think about it. On one hand, I'm your average video game enthusiast who loves spending hours playing games and hanging out with friends. But on the other hand, when duty calls, I gear up and become this badass glitch-hunting agent.

The Impulsive Gamer

Now let me tell you something about myself - gaming is my passion! Give me any video game console or PC setup and watch me conquer levels like there's no tomorrow. My reflexes are lightning-fast (well most of the time) and my strategic thinking can rival some professional gamers out there.

But here comes the tricky part: while these skills help immensely during glitch battles, they also make it difficult for me to focus on more mundane tasks in real life. Seriously guys, if there was an award for getting distracted easily or losing track of time due to gaming addiction... well let's just say I'd be holding many trophies right now!

Balancing Act

When you have two completely different lives running parallelly, finding balance becomes key – especially when everything happens so unexpectedly fast-paced like in Bailley city where glitches lurk around every corner. In one moment,I’m scanning groceries or chatting with customers at work; then suddenly BOOM…a notification pops up on my G.L.I.T.C.H device signaling an imminent glitch outbreak somewhere nearby.And guess what? My heart starts racing, adrenaline pumping through my veins as I quickly excuse myself and sneak out to suit up for action.

Concealing the Truth

So how do I manage to keep my identity under wraps? Well, it's definitely not easy. The key is being super discreet about everything. Whenever a glitch battle comes knocking on the door of Hinobi's Store (which happens more often than you'd think), I have to find creative ways to slip away unnoticed.

Quick Costume Changes

One thing that helps me with these unexpected situations is having a quick-change outfit ready at all times. It may seem like just an ordinary hoodie and cap combo, but underneath lies a high-tech Glitch Tech uniform complete with all the gear necessary for battling those pesky glitches.

Whenever duty calls, I duck into the back room or pretend there's something urgent that needs my attention elsewhere in order to make a swift costume change without raising any suspicion.

Alibi Master

Another essential part of concealing my secret life revolves around crafting believable alibis whenever someone questions why I suddenly disappeared during work hours or missed out on social events. "Sorry guys! Got caught up dealing with some personal stuff," has become somewhat of a catchphrase for me lately. It works most of the time because let’s be real here - who would suspect their friendly neighborhood cashier girl of secretly saving Bailley city from digital chaos?

Struggles and Rewards

Living this double life certainly has its challenges – both mentally and physically. There are moments when exhaustion kicks in after long nights fighting off waves upon waves of glitches while trying hard not to yawn uncontrollably during early morning shifts at work. But you know what makes it all worth it? The feeling deep down inside knowing that despite these struggles, I am making a difference; protecting innocent people from getting trapped within twisted game worlds created by malicious glitches hell-bent on causing havoc.


So, there you have it folks - a glimpse into my life as Miko Kubota, the cashier by day and Glitch Tech agent by night. It's not always easy balancing these two worlds, but hey, who said being a hero was supposed to be simple? All I know is that every glitch defeated brings me one step closer to keeping Bailley city safe for everyone. Now if you'll excuse me, I hear the sound of an incoming glitch battle... duty calls once again! Stay awesome and game on!

  • Miko